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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Bieber Fever.

BEVER FEVER

The bieber fever? is it even a diseased?? well, unfortunetly its true. common people who gets this kind of fever is my sister girls. and its not hard to tell whether they had been infected or not.the symptom are.

1.They would listen to that "baby,baby,baby" song over and over again.
2. they would look like this. yeshhhh!
3. errrr.... you girls like this pic??? or.... 
4. they would be crazy to look at this pic(Hard On Bieber)
5. They wish their boyfriend to look like justin bieber (Opposite for Ga*)

Dear friends and readers..... the verry comon medicen is Asprin.... this is not just a fever... its bieber fever.... 

Try this on google.... "Justin bieber is a...." good luck and hav fun you bastards..... i hate bieber


Saturday, September 11, 2010

Did You Know.....???


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Kerja sia2 je.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Hahaha.... nice...)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(Watch out lady gaga!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)



hahaha, knowing this fact tickles me... seriously, im not over with the pig yet..... hahahaha..... 

Friday, September 10, 2010

HATIN LADY GAGA TO THE FULLEST.

Dalam banyak2 artis, yang sorang ni pulak yang kena benci.... and why?? Do you guys know about that ALEJANDRO music video?? MAN! i hate it!!! maybe some of you consider lady gaga is a pioneer, visionary or even the new FERGIE... NO WAY! THAT AINT FERGIE, fergie is wayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! hotter and sexier and prettier.. : D its never been a better day for lady gaga to fell down at "Somewhere"... and i like it!!!! dan ini perbualan lady gaga dan pak guard nya,,,, siap di translate lagi tuee...

L.GAGA: Oh.... im sooooalejandro kan abang guard....
Adg.GUARD: Ye la tu......
L.GAGA: Abang guard, duit spoloh ingget abang jatuh tu... biar adik GAGA tangkap!!!
L.GAGA: Abg guard, mana duit sepolo henget abg??
ABG.GUARD: Memalukan, angkat2.....

L.GAGA: Xpe la abg guard, kita sedekah sepolo henget to pegi ZECHARIA'S Daily ya abang guard... (COVER MALU)



STUPID COFFEE ADDICTION.

hello, and hai... i cant sleep, probably can never sleep again...
i start realizing my other bad habbit is after my 2nd semester at college. its called COFFEE/CAFFEINE addiction...
beside smoking and picking my nose... i paling benci this one...
I love coffee, and i hate it the same time... why? This are my answer:

WHY I LOVE IT!!!!
1.The tasty taste.
2.Its keeping me awake and concentrate in class.
3.A Fan Of STARBBUCKS
4.The Bittery+Sweet taste.
5.A perfect match with chocolate.

WHY I HATE IT!!!!
1.I cant sleep at night.
2.I cant live without them.
3.Coffee is the only way for me to stay awake.
4.My teeth is getting "coffeeer"
5.i just simply hated it!!!!

oh i wish i could change coffee into SLURPEE..... my life would be complete.

Friday, September 3, 2010

DECK'S

MY Collection so far... niceee.. :D
Bicycle decks 125years anniversary.

one of my personal fav!! It feels good in hand, nicely done and classic design from 1885!!! design joker n ACE OF SPADES memang mengancam, and i feel puas hati so far, ada extra history card inside... and i hope 2-3 years this card would be a rare item... hehehe... im willing to sell it for RM10,000 sahaja (In case jadi rare item) mcm susah nk pecaya dah mula minat nak kumpul deck's, especially from USPCC... my hobby started since.... 2 weeks ago... i guess.... masa 2 dah ada duit, then saya beli my 1st USPCC playing cards "KARNIVAL ASSASSINS" for RM55... Minat start when mula2 saya tengok playing card Karnival 2.... bila dah minat, pasal duit pun dah x kesah... biar la x g CLUB**** lg... janji i had my hands on the latest decks and RARE item.... kira nya kumpul deck ni macam kumpul stamp jugak la.... :)
KARNIVAL ASSASSIN
ni pon one of my fav, deck ni merupakan series KARNIVAL yang ada kt pasaran skrg ni.. nice finish, smooth, senang nak pakai magic.. :D KARNIVAL(BIG BLIND MEDIA) series ada bnyk, contohnya KARNIVAL, KARNIVAL ASSASSINS, KARNIVAL RENEGADE, KARNIVAL MIDNIGHT, dan KARNIVAL RYUJIN... i promise myself, beli all the karnival series b4 the end of this year... x kira la mahal ke x, janji i canl lay my hands on em'.... :)
TALLY-HO Linoid Finish.
Ni la deck temurah yang duduk dlm koleksi saya... hehehe..... but still it have a nice design, mengingatkan saya pada zaman muda2 dulu..... wel, time muda dulu saya pakai Paper-deck entah made in (????) kiranya deck ni mcm deck murah la, but still USPCC yang buat... saya letak dlm koleksi sebab??? 1-RARE ITEM 2-NICE DESIGN 3-CLASSIC 4-MURAH... :D Still deck's ni mudah dikendali, verry,verry,verry,verry.........Smooth..... walaupun murah tetap CLASSY!!! :)
KARNIVAL RENEGADES
Nice card, bought for me by my beloved Girldfriend(Secara Paksa)... series Karnival jugak, nice finish, senang untuk magic, hehehe.... verry2 smooth.... kira x rugi la beli deck's ni..... sebab hati confirm puas... damn, i love KARNIVAL series card.... verry2 nice design and easy to hold although a lil bit bigger than Typical malaysian MADE/CHINA MADE playing card....

sekarang ni, RM180 dah habis, klo termasuk yang saya dah oder/sedang tunggu ni.... kiranya RM250 la.... hahahaha.... i love em!!! love em so much!!!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Zack visiting Annah Rais

THE GROUPIESS.... :D
Wow!!! very penat..... :( but still..... im having fun.... :) ok, today me and my other class mate(DPL PTPT SWK) were visiting ANNAH RAIS LONG HOUSE.... hehehe... we took a bus there around 830am, and sampai around 10am... er.... i love the place, kuno but still they have ASTRO.... hahaha... verry ironic....
We took some pic b4 the big adventure!!

The moment of truth... pas smpi, the first time i saw Annah Rais, i was like... "WHOA!" hehehe... then i remember someone said it was HER long house... erk... back to the real story here.... we're been given the traditional dayak Beverages "TUAK" or known as Rice wine... haha, i didnt drink it thou.... upon entering the long house, then i said to my self, "Apa yang best sgt?" of course the building look old, But! Why ASTRO and Satellite dish on their roof top??? what ever... look at this...
Now you seen it, you have to believe it, but what amaze me is this place called "PANGGAH", Fyi, dayak will keep the enemy head they killed for display to show their power and bravery.. the owner usually a warrior, i still remember my great grand father's longhouse happened to have one of this.... correction, A LOT OF THIS!!! every time i look at it, or near it, usually it gives me the creep.... and rasa nk muntah... looking at the size of the skull, it could be a Kid or teen age... Dayak dont do this anymore.... but why not?? kidding.. :D seriously, looking at our own skull like that... ewwww....

Enough about skull, next! semua mau tengok hot spring... hehehehe... yeah.... local people said it was 1 and a half hour... but still, we go for it... hahaha... i will always remember that day.... and i promise myself, i would never do it ever again... NEVER!!!! after a few minutes walking, Kuat PENAT!!! because of??? Yes, because of the BUKIT... we were like UP,DOWN,UP,Down the hill... plus, the heat!!! adoi, i have to cover myself with my sweater.... in the end, only few of us make it to the hot spring.... as for us.... we found a very nice place to take a break.... sungai tepi jalan... :D but still nice....

oh dear, i wish i could "Mandi Manda"... but, dlm bag i only bawak Deo and a TSHIRT.... noooo!!!!!!!!!!! this is the end of my life..... for the moment la... hehehe... a trip to annah rais make me kinda miss my home town... i miss the simple life of a small town and surrounded with hill, rivers and trees... oh... how i miss my hometown.... back to the story.... we head home after we have our lunch... very2 tired.... oh... oh.....


Monday, August 2, 2010

HELP WANTED!

Firstly, hai, and welcome to Bleeding CO. official blog... here is the thing, i will start my own company soon, (actually its already started) and i need professional worker like.... Graphic Designer, photographer, freshly graduate student or "Belom" graduate student from sarawak or!! creative people to give me a hand... we will divide the money equally.... Sounds great? yeah.... 1 more thing, untung rugi we all tanggung... sound risky?? yeahh... but once kita untung, sapa happy?? WE ALL la.... :D

ok, this will be a work group... advertiser, photographer and designer, i need at least 2 people... oh God.... am i desperate? yes i am.... i relly2 want this to work... if im alone, i cant do it.. :( this is my TAWARAN PEKERJAAN tanpa Gaji... oh dear.... i know you guys will say that im "mengarut je"... but im serious....

this is my vision....
-we'll be successful..
-Bleeding clothing will rule the streets..
-everywhere you see, Bleeding Clothing..
-Fashion of the world..
-simplicity of fashion..
-5,000-10,000 income a month..
-Own Concept store by 2011.
-Own Franchise outside Sarawak.
-Sarawak'kian Youth choice.
-Eliminating the "Gai"...
-Top quality apparel.
-Popular apparel.
-Artist will endorse our clothing.
-Designing shoes, sneakers..
-Limited Edition T-shirt. (ONE OF A KIND)

-Bleeding Roam The Streets-
WHO I NEED?
-Photographer (No experience needed)
-Advertiser (No experience needed)
-Models (No experience needed)
-Supplier (No experience needed)
-Orang biasa. (No experience needed)
-Investor
-Endorser

No Skim Cepat Kaya...
I Need someone ASAP to discus future action..
Email me at (blooberry_chaoslove@yahoo.com)

sincerely-ZECHARIA JANA

Have a nice..... erm.... night??? ow... evening... :D

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Bleeding Co.


We! erk!!! ME!!! proudly present my newest and latest Project!! Bleeding Clothing!!! waw!!!! im so excited.... i'v done piercing, so.... why not opening another "Franchise" (cess) hehehe..... FYI, im working at home, PART TIME..... everyday i have all this crazy Fuk*ed up idea.... "How can i make MONEY!?" well, this is the way..... hahaha..... maybe its a bit early for me to plan this thing... well.... its never too early to start a businesses rite?? ok, this is it... BLEEDING CO. my own company! :P i'm the CEO... Duhh.... maybe someday you will see me in an Aston Martin DB9... :P open my BLEEDING CLOTHING page to see the T that currently available....

Oh dear... its been my dream to have my own company.... in 2-3 years in the future i hope i can see myself in "Forbes" or even "Oprah", blabbering about my company shit and stuff.... you know... hahaha... and i hope i can buy a real estate in Dubai or Abu Dhabi, :O or even NYC..... :D

you read this now, but remember, in 2-3 years in the future, you saw me and you will say... "Shit! thats Zack, the richest man in Asia!!, and his riding an Aston!"

hahaha..... well.... wait n see.....

in the other hand, theres another clothing line will be introduce for all the Ladies!!! and All The Party People out there.... wait for Bleeding Clothing "Travilion Series", in collaboration with purpleRAINBOW Clothing.... stay tuned for more info..

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Before You and After You..

The story that never told....

For me, love is something you can never play with, it involves heart, mind and spirit. love is the only thing that i found perfect in life... the only reason for everything... the reason for me to be a better person, to be a good friend, to be a good son to my mum and dad, to be success in life.... oh i wish i could change the world, i wish i could cater for everyone that i love... the fact is, i cant... every single girl that showed up in my life, i can tell, only few that i love soo much... i still remember my very first love, my very first hug, and my very first "KISS".... i wish i could go back to 5 years before.... i can change all of my mistakes and my misjudge.... i wish i was a better man before... but im not..... i cant please you, i never kept my promises... but i would be a liar if i tell that i don't love you with all of my heart and soul... i would be a liar i told you i didn't missed you every single day after you left.... and i would be a liar if i told you i don't want you anymore.... now, i have other priority, after you left, i found another girl that changed my life forever... she love me as much as i love you..... she inspired me to be better... i adore everything she did for me, cater for me every time my tummy ache, cook for me, cleaning my clothes.... and i can never break a promise to a girl like her..... now, she's taking your position's.... your past possession.... i love her so much.... we did everything together, and every time we were together, i love her more and more every time.. if i can choose between you and her now, i would say.... "i cant decide" im sorry..... there a lot of memories going on, in the same time, i need a "Wife" for the future.... if i have to choose "Sweet Girlfriend" and "Wife"... now i'll answer.... "Wife".
i hope you would be happy for me as much as im happy for you now...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Zack Visiting Sarawak


its a big world out there, and i'm out today exploring it.... :) fuhh... what a day.... very penat yet fun trip... after lunch, were heading to THE capital city OF SARAWAK!!! CAT CITY!! Kuching... :) yay..... tambang bas only RM2 lor.... hehehe, murah-murah(dlm hati, jiwa kacau). hehehe, we visit the world re-noun(sort of) INDIA STREET. People cikit today, and dont buy anything... (no money no talk lehh.... hehehe, as we walk along the famous Waterfront, we decide to take a ride in the infamous PENAMBANG A.K.A SAMPAN A.K.A Small ferry A.K.A (........), The owner is kind enough to let we ride the PENAMBANG all by our self!! (CATAR/SEWA/RENT) for RM35 30min, The "Pengayuh sampan" is quite friendly, we talk along the way(Pengayuh sampan/tour guide) hehehe..... its kind of fun, although im scared a lil bit(MUCH)... the "sampan" always rock from side to side like it want to terbalik... (there i go, showing off my FUK*ED up english.

Its a very nice experience though...... ehem..... we saw like, this man is "Berak" from a fishing boat! i was like!!! no way this guy is a Malaysian! since Malaysia accept many foreigner, dont trust me??? look at SWIN BU***.... :) as we cruise along the river, we saw a dragon!!!!!! kidding... :D

Then we head to Sarawak muzium...... sadly, it was closed when we get there.... its okay, cuz there's a lot of "primitive people" in the park at the back... (HAMES) kinda fun to see their primitive behavior...

And then, we head back home.....


scenery from our sampan!!

A BIGGER SAMPAN FOR BIGGER PEOPLE!!(Sarawak River Cruise)

do you know what this is???? Iban call this thing ANTU ENGKERAMBA, in english...... we call this ENGKERAMBA GHOST or Teddy bear... :D


Engkeramba means UGLY...
Ghost means Antu..

:D

Im Messing with ya.....

Friday, July 23, 2010

Gray Hair.




Dear blogger, arini i just discover my first gray hair.... i was like (OMG) cool about it.... take a break and relax watching TV (PO*N)..... this month i "stress sesangat".... im thingking to much..... sampai my head is sakit and feel like nak pecah... Gosh!!! i relly2 need some entertainment here people! (desperately)
im thinkin about a nice cup of tea (Absolut).... College is too boring for me now..... i dont feel like going on with my studies (apatah lagi future study, ciss... ada hati) in order for me to achieve what i always wanted, i got to be patient.... i want to be "kaya", like one of those computer geek, wait! what is his name again??? (pura2 tak tahu). hm..... i still remember my mom say..... "shy Shy Snail"- means, we must work hard in life... :P (dont bother asking me what shy shy snail stands for).
THE DARN TRUTH is, im getting older..... x lama lg mati.... i wish i could enjoy everything i done, makan pon i consider FUN.... :)i love to eat...... eat love me... :D

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Zecharia's daily.

Baru lepas habis midterm.... my head is spining, still going crazy. not much to tell about today..... i only remember, this morning i "ngap" 3 bungkus nasi lemak.... and, kipas berasap... that's all i guess... hehehe... OMG!!! im looking forward to "absolut-ing" !!!! i miss that crap...



BTW... still can hold it till i have some (MANY) money (hope so)...

ok2, first of all, hi... im zack.... party goers and can be a party pooper (sometimes or many times), i like to read (liar), and the girls love me (mom)....
im a blogger from SARAWAK... IBAN, love travel and trying new things... most of all, i know I LOVE TATTOO and PIERCING so fuc*** da** Much!! enough about me!!! lets talk about the blog, this blog is about......me..... DAMN! im stupid... Gilo gapo.... well, i guess you will be enjoyed or throw up in the next chapter! damn my english sucks big time!!! so fuc* it.... hehehe....