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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Bieber Fever.

BEVER FEVER

The bieber fever? is it even a diseased?? well, unfortunetly its true. common people who gets this kind of fever is my sister girls. and its not hard to tell whether they had been infected or not.the symptom are.

1.They would listen to that "baby,baby,baby" song over and over again.
2. they would look like this. yeshhhh!
3. errrr.... you girls like this pic??? or.... 
4. they would be crazy to look at this pic(Hard On Bieber)
5. They wish their boyfriend to look like justin bieber (Opposite for Ga*)

Dear friends and readers..... the verry comon medicen is Asprin.... this is not just a fever... its bieber fever.... 

Try this on google.... "Justin bieber is a...." good luck and hav fun you bastards..... i hate bieber


Saturday, September 11, 2010

Did You Know.....???


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Kerja sia2 je.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Hahaha.... nice...)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(Watch out lady gaga!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)



hahaha, knowing this fact tickles me... seriously, im not over with the pig yet..... hahahaha..... 

Friday, September 10, 2010

HATIN LADY GAGA TO THE FULLEST.

Dalam banyak2 artis, yang sorang ni pulak yang kena benci.... and why?? Do you guys know about that ALEJANDRO music video?? MAN! i hate it!!! maybe some of you consider lady gaga is a pioneer, visionary or even the new FERGIE... NO WAY! THAT AINT FERGIE, fergie is wayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! hotter and sexier and prettier.. : D its never been a better day for lady gaga to fell down at "Somewhere"... and i like it!!!! dan ini perbualan lady gaga dan pak guard nya,,,, siap di translate lagi tuee...

L.GAGA: Oh.... im sooooalejandro kan abang guard....
Adg.GUARD: Ye la tu......
L.GAGA: Abang guard, duit spoloh ingget abang jatuh tu... biar adik GAGA tangkap!!!
L.GAGA: Abg guard, mana duit sepolo henget abg??
ABG.GUARD: Memalukan, angkat2.....

L.GAGA: Xpe la abg guard, kita sedekah sepolo henget to pegi ZECHARIA'S Daily ya abang guard... (COVER MALU)



STUPID COFFEE ADDICTION.

hello, and hai... i cant sleep, probably can never sleep again...
i start realizing my other bad habbit is after my 2nd semester at college. its called COFFEE/CAFFEINE addiction...
beside smoking and picking my nose... i paling benci this one...
I love coffee, and i hate it the same time... why? This are my answer:

WHY I LOVE IT!!!!
1.The tasty taste.
2.Its keeping me awake and concentrate in class.
3.A Fan Of STARBBUCKS
4.The Bittery+Sweet taste.
5.A perfect match with chocolate.

WHY I HATE IT!!!!
1.I cant sleep at night.
2.I cant live without them.
3.Coffee is the only way for me to stay awake.
4.My teeth is getting "coffeeer"
5.i just simply hated it!!!!

oh i wish i could change coffee into SLURPEE..... my life would be complete.

Friday, September 3, 2010

DECK'S

MY Collection so far... niceee.. :D
Bicycle decks 125years anniversary.

one of my personal fav!! It feels good in hand, nicely done and classic design from 1885!!! design joker n ACE OF SPADES memang mengancam, and i feel puas hati so far, ada extra history card inside... and i hope 2-3 years this card would be a rare item... hehehe... im willing to sell it for RM10,000 sahaja (In case jadi rare item) mcm susah nk pecaya dah mula minat nak kumpul deck's, especially from USPCC... my hobby started since.... 2 weeks ago... i guess.... masa 2 dah ada duit, then saya beli my 1st USPCC playing cards "KARNIVAL ASSASSINS" for RM55... Minat start when mula2 saya tengok playing card Karnival 2.... bila dah minat, pasal duit pun dah x kesah... biar la x g CLUB**** lg... janji i had my hands on the latest decks and RARE item.... kira nya kumpul deck ni macam kumpul stamp jugak la.... :)
KARNIVAL ASSASSIN
ni pon one of my fav, deck ni merupakan series KARNIVAL yang ada kt pasaran skrg ni.. nice finish, smooth, senang nak pakai magic.. :D KARNIVAL(BIG BLIND MEDIA) series ada bnyk, contohnya KARNIVAL, KARNIVAL ASSASSINS, KARNIVAL RENEGADE, KARNIVAL MIDNIGHT, dan KARNIVAL RYUJIN... i promise myself, beli all the karnival series b4 the end of this year... x kira la mahal ke x, janji i canl lay my hands on em'.... :)
TALLY-HO Linoid Finish.
Ni la deck temurah yang duduk dlm koleksi saya... hehehe..... but still it have a nice design, mengingatkan saya pada zaman muda2 dulu..... wel, time muda dulu saya pakai Paper-deck entah made in (????) kiranya deck ni mcm deck murah la, but still USPCC yang buat... saya letak dlm koleksi sebab??? 1-RARE ITEM 2-NICE DESIGN 3-CLASSIC 4-MURAH... :D Still deck's ni mudah dikendali, verry,verry,verry,verry.........Smooth..... walaupun murah tetap CLASSY!!! :)
KARNIVAL RENEGADES
Nice card, bought for me by my beloved Girldfriend(Secara Paksa)... series Karnival jugak, nice finish, senang untuk magic, hehehe.... verry2 smooth.... kira x rugi la beli deck's ni..... sebab hati confirm puas... damn, i love KARNIVAL series card.... verry2 nice design and easy to hold although a lil bit bigger than Typical malaysian MADE/CHINA MADE playing card....

sekarang ni, RM180 dah habis, klo termasuk yang saya dah oder/sedang tunggu ni.... kiranya RM250 la.... hahahaha.... i love em!!! love em so much!!!